AN ATHEIST ATTACK

• You don't believe in God, but when all strategic strategies fail: you calling, 'Oh God!

• You don't believe in God, but who is that meticulously carved creature facing you in the mirror?

• You don't believe in God, but when you're late for work, ' Oh God, look at de time! Why should God remind you of the time if...you don't believe?

• You don't believe in God, but when 'oops' you graze yuh behind on some gravel, yuh grimace, 'Oh God!'

• You don't believe in God, but when the scorching rays of the sun melt you down to the ground, you're panting, 'Oh God.’

• You don't believe in God, but after you stuff your 'guts' with the best of pe-l-au, yuh hugging your lower abdomen, groaning, Oh God, mih bell-leee'

• You don't believe in God, but it's like you're going insane when you can't bear the pain---to give birth.Why should God deliver you from pain when you will hate him just the same.

• You don' t believe in God yet when your decayed tooth digging into the depths of your nerves end, you're cooing, 'Oh God...

• You don't believe in God, but when your beautiful baby bounces from bed to board, you're bellowing, 'Oh God! Is that the only time God hears from you?

• You don't believe in God, but when you hear a commotious crashing sound or Barkley barking his life out,(very likely) in the wee hours of the morning, yuh bawling, 'Oh God!'

• You don't believe in God, but when your boss insensitively terminates your employment after years of your faithful service to the company, you're crying, 'Oh God, what ah go do? Be ye faithful to God.

• You don't believe in God and your man- made mansion mysteriously mashes up, you're complaining, 'Oh God, mih money gone down de drain.' Build a relationship with God.

• You don't believe in God but when a man maliciously remodels your exquisite Benz to Bend, you screee....ch out 'Oh God!' and a few distasteful additives.

• We have a duty to God...You're waiting to say, 'Oh God, if ah did know better. Why do you want to know 'better?

• DESIRE TO KNOW GOD!